40 Short Funny Quotes About Middle Age

There is no doubt that human experience also increases with age. At the same time, a person also performs such uncertain movements that the laughter does not stop even after stopping. We have also collected short funny quotes about middle age that describe the movements and you too will not be able to stop laughing.

1. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

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2. “You know you’re getting old when the fire department is on speed dial.” – Unknown

3. “I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller

4. “You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value.” – Unknown

5. “You’re not old until your kids start telling you about your youth.” – Rod Stewart

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6. “Aging is the only way to live a long life.” – Kitty O’Neill Collins

7. “The older you get, the better you get—unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White

8. “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel

9. “The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn’t bring wisdom; it only brings weary bones.” – Unknown

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10. “Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.” – Lucille Ball

11. “Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” – Unknown

12. “You’re only as old as the last time you changed your mind.” – Timothy Leary

13. “Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to being thoroughly enjoyed!” – Unknown

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14. “At middle age, the soul should be out of the wrapper and fully seasoned.” – Unknown

15. “Middle age is when you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.” – Mae West

16. “Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” – Truman Capote

17. “You’re not old; you’re just young at heart, but it takes longer to get there now.” – Unknown

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18. “At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.” – Unknown

19. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

20. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” – Mark Twain

21. “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

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22. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Fred Astaire

23. “The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” – Jerry M. Wright

24. “Middle age is when you have a choice between two temptations and choose the one that will get you home by nine.” – Ron Dentinger

25. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Unknown

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26. “Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard

27. “The older I get, the better I was.” – Unknown

28. “You’re not old; you’re just a little longer in the tooth.” – Unknown

29. “Aging is inevitable, but growing old is a choice.” – Unknown

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30. “Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations, and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.” – Albert Einstein

31. “As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Norman Wisdom

32. “The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” – Jerry M. Wright

33. “Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations, and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.” – Oscar Wilde

34. “Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to being thoroughly enjoyed!” – Unknown

35. “You’re not getting old; you’re getting more seasoned.” – Unknown

36. “Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations, and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.” – Mark Twain

37. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

38. “Middle age is when you’ve been standing for a long time and wonder why you’re in the kitchen.” – Unknown

39. “The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.” – Unknown

“Middle age is when you start thinking about the bad things you’re doing instead of enjoying the good ones.” – Unknown

40. “Middle age is when you start thinking about the bad things you’re doing instead of enjoying the good ones.” – Bill Cosby

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